Episode 11 – Mess of a Salesman
Date Aired January 26th, 2010Ted uses his influence to have a Veridian supply company hire his brother as a salesman, but things don’t go as planned. Meanwhile, a charity for girls gives Veronica an award.




Ted uses his influence to have a Veridian supply company hire his brother as a salesman, but things don’t go as planned. Meanwhile, a charity for girls gives Veronica an award.
Ted is able to communicate with a beautiful German executive who doesn’t speak English using Veridian’s new translation device, but the fact that the voice the device uses is Phil’s puts a damper on the mood for Ted.
Ted’s enemy at work has developed an identical project that Ted’s team has been working on, but he decides to take the high road. However, Veronica gets Linda and Rose to help sabotage the rival team’s project.
Veridian sends out a memo to the employees about inappropriate behavior, but a typo demands that they now use offensive language. Ted tries to convince Veronica to resolve the issue, but it comes a little to late as the insults are already underway. When...
While Ted tried to deal with a security guard turned stalker, Phil and Lem discover they’ll have to face their ultimate nightmare: working directly for Veronica.
A Veridian employee dies due to overwork while trying to finish Veridian’s next major project, a machine that will help people get more sleep. Instead of mourning the loss, Veronica tries to use the incident as a way to inspire the employees to...
Wen Ted and Linda are both falsely accused of sexual harassment, Veronica comes up with a novel defense: sexual harassment is a disease and no one can be held responsible for it. However, once Veridian accepts that reasoning, people start running amuck.
Linda makes a small suggestion on Ted’s biggest project, a light-bulb that will burn forever, and suddenly gets all of the credit, much to his dismay. Meanwhile, Lem’s mother, a brilliant and intimidating scientist, comes for a visit and begins...
Veronica tries to get information on Veridian layoffs from Rose, who knows a friend in her playgroup. Meanwhile, Lem has an affair with a lawyer who bills him by the hour, and Linda unwittingly makes Phil the main character in her children’s book.
Ted and Linda find their perfect matches thanks to Veridian’s new genetic compatability program. Meanwhile, Veronica and Lem are matched genetically, and she insists he make a sperm donation for him.